We got the moon, but the Russians get the North Pole
August 3rd, 2007, 7:46 pm by AaronIt looks like the Russians won the Cold War, at least in the water.
Russian submarines surfaced on Thursday after planting a Russian flag at the North Pole … and collecting geological samples for the ocean floor in an attempt to claim territory believed to be rich in natural gas and oil deposits.
So far, the moon, which United States astronauts claimed when they planted a flag on it in 1969, has yielded only a few rocket loads of moon rocks. Though President George Bush did once remark that moon soil could be turned into rocket fuel and used to propel U.S. astronauts to Mars … so they could come back with Mars rocks.
Russian officials believe the North Pole is part of their continental shelf, questioning the validity of Santa’s proletarian workshop and giving them rights to the reserves once global warming melts the polar ice caps and drowns Florida.
Competing world leaders, however, see it differently.
Canada has claimed parts of the Arctic since 1925. Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay told Canadian Television CTV: “Look, this isn’t the 15th century. You can’t go around the world and just plant flags and say, ‘We’re claiming this territory.’ ”
The United States, which planted its flag on the moon in 1969, also did not appreciate Russia’s move to leave its flag on the Arctic Ocean floor.
“I’m not sure whether they put a metal flag, a rubber flag or a bed sheet on the ocean floor,” Tom Casey, deputy State Department spokesman, told reporters. “Either way, it doesn’t have any legal standing or effect on this claim.”
Russian stepped up to defend its probing scientists.
“When explorers reach an unexplored point, they leave flags there,” Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said. “No one is throwing flags around.”
And during a week when foreign auto manufacturers eclipsed domestic ones in sales, one has to ask: Is buying a Prius patriotic?
— Aaron Aupperlee | Staff writer













